Get Lost Creep (Song Parody)

One of my uke friends love Radiohead’s Creep (Uke chord for the original song) very much…

but whenever i listen to that song… I really want to parody it… I will sing it whenever a hipster just drink one coffee and stay in my shop all night. So, here it is:

Get lost, creep

When you were here before
Couldn’t look me in the eye
You dress like a hippy
You stayed here all night
You finished your coffee
And asked for a refill
You said you were special
But you’re nothing special

And you’re a creep
You’re a weirdo
What the hell are you doing here?
You don’t belong here

I don’t care if it hurts
I want to have control
I just want to close
Leave your money and go
I want you to get out
When I count to three
My shop is not special
Stop talking and get out

And you’re a creep
You’re a weirdo
What the hell are you doing here?
You don’t belong here

He’s running out the door
He’s running out
He runs runs runs

You didn’t pay your bill
It’s just one coffee
And you stayed for the night
Using my Wi-fi

And you’re a creep
You’re a weirdo
What the hell are you doing here?
You don’t belong here
You don’t belong here

 

My Beginner Ukulele Lessons

These are some of the materials i used to teach absolute ukulele beginners:

lesson 1 – Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, Mary Had A Little Lamb & London Bridge Is Falling Down

lesson 2 – C scale & Oh McDonald Had A Farm

lesson 3 – Happy Birthday & Brahms’ Lullaby

lesson 4 – Sound of Music Do-Re-Me Tab

I just realized today that the alphabet song == twinkle twinkle little star… It blew my mind…

And I am having a play group (free absolute ukulele workshop from me) on March 25 afternoon (time: 2:00pm) at Pacific Centre Mall (Granville Skytrain) Food Court. We will be covering lesson 3 and 4 + one chord song (Just the way you are – Bruno Mars, chords by Ukulele Strummer). Anyone is welcome to join even if you don’t know me in person. Bring your uke, or we can go Tomlee Music together to get one before the meeting!

Edit… March 17:
I am sick today… probably still am tomorrow… so workshop is postpone to March 25.